May 2011
Today, though laced with bullshit, was pretty...
April 2011
Round 2 Matchups
stanleycupplayoffs:
First flyers game I ever went to was against the bruins.
ITop 10 Myths about Introverts →
mathphysics:
swingingonthespiral:
Myth #1 – Introverts don’t like to talk. This is not true. Introverts just don’t talk unless they have something to say. They hate small talk. Get an introvert talking about something they are interested in, and they won’t shut up for days.
Myth #2 – Introverts are shy. Shyness has nothing to do with being an Introvert. Introverts are not necessarily...
lololololol
actionnjacksonn:
I love this so fucking much.
/hockey spam.
I wish you weren't so jaded so I could save you...
EPIC MEAL TIME →
mathphysics:
If you haven’t seen these guys before, you’re in for a treat.
"Sooner or later, though, the treaty would be...
My life is finally getting under control. I know what I need to do. I need to have everything organized. Deadlines for every little thing. Now all I need to do is have a deadline to sit down and make deadlines… Also not sitting here thinking about you all day would probably help.
I think too much.
Not being sick every time I ate would be great.
Poképuns
mathphysics:
An actual conversation between two 28-year-old men...
Guy 1: She had to go, man. Had. to. go.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was time.
Guy 1: And she's mad at me about it. Like, coming to me trying to talk to me about it because she's upset or some shit, and I'm like, "Nah, this is done. We're done."
Guy 2: Sometimes you gotta do that. Be firm.
Guy 1: It's like, I have six Pokeballs, ya know what I mean? I got six Pokeballs and there's 150 Pokemon out there. I'm not gonna hang on to my PIDGEY, ya know what I'm sayin? I'm not gonna hang on to my Ratata.
Guy 2: Exactly.
Guy 1: She's on some Professor Oak shit. I'm tryin to be the best.
Guy 2: Even Pikachu had to go eventually, n*gga. You did the right thing.
1 tag
I don’t really know what’s going to happen with this relationship but so far I really like it and apparently I was supposed to introduce myself to your older sister because you told her about me. We will see but so far you are damn perfect.
2 tags
I wish killing someone to defend the honor of a...
when did I get so damn gutsy?
this is mixed with deep feelings of embarrassment but whatever.
Why isn’t my first name Jedi? My first son will never have to ponder such a question or live with the injustice.
actionnjacksonn asked: yup the books are probably going on my amazon wish list asap haha
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I have a date tomorrow night!
Or you fell asleep….
So either there was an emergency or you are the biggest bullshitter I’ve ever met…
There are so many things I missed that I hadn't...
I missed taking deep breaths of fresh air and appreciating it.
I missed having a million things to think about but being able to put them aside and relax.
I really missed running.
I missed swimming.
I missed staying up all night talking to someone and being ridiculous.
I missed being myself around everyone without worrying about what they thought.
I’m seriously so happy now.
Can't wait to go to the beach tomorrow.
Nobody.
stayambitious:
Who am I?
I am a nobody.
Who are you,
are you a nobody too?
I am the ever changing weather,
I am the stitch in your side.
You are are fullness of my belly,
you are the planets the big star guides.
We are the dust plains in the attic,
we are the felines in the trees.
This is the moment things become important,
this is the place that you were born.
Everything is worth...
This is about to turn into a real life summer fucking romance. Get excited.
1 tag
“Are you on speed?”
“I am speed, motherfucker.”
On a Quest: Tina Fey's prayer for her daughter →
braiker:
First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches.
May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Beauty.
When the Crystal Meth is…
You pass every test. I'll play these games forever...
I always fall way too fast
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And the mind games begin. Bring it on.
Well, its my birthday. 20 is just as pointless of...
Such a good day.
